Crítica: FUBAR é uma das piores séries que a Netflix já fez

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Arnold Schwarzenegger lança FUBAR poucos meses depois de Tulsa King, série com Silvester Stallone

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Mais uma vez, contudo, o Rambo estraçalha o Comando, pois FUBAR é terrível.

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Para começar, Arnold nunca foi bom ator. Há uma diferença abissal entre carisma e talento. É preciso reconhecer que habilidades dramáticas jamais foram o forte dele.

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Pois se o drama passou longe do sujeito, o timing cômico sequer deu as caras. Schwarzenegger falha em absolutamente todas as tentativas de fazer rir.

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Tanto as piadas quanto as gags visuais caem por terra ao encontrar uma clara limitação no ator.

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Mesmo que a persona brucutu do ator pudesse render alguns risos, isso não é suficiente para manter o projeto de pé por muito tempo.

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É, no fim, uma série estúpida que comete erro maior e mais imperdoável: achar que o público é tão estúpido quanto.

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Clique aqui para Novidades

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